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Hier die neuste Ausgabe der Abyss Kolumne ''The Monster''.
Diese ist vom 22.12.2009
Hey everyone!!! Merry Christmas and happy holidays to all of you!!! I hope that Santa brings each and every one of you everything you want this year. It’s been such a great year. Me and everyone at TNA have been so blessed that I’m not exactly sure what I want for Christmas this year. I have been putting my list together but I just can’t seem to nail down exactly what I want. Well, one thing for sure I’d like is my first kiss from Lauren, but that doesn’t seem like it’s going to happen so I better come up with a more realistic list. Me and Mick beating Dr. Stevie and Raven at their own game this past Sunday at Final Resolution was probably the greatest gift I could ever have received this holiday season. Mick and I worked like a fine tuned machine and both Dr. Stevie and Raven paid the price. It was awesome, simply awesome, teaming up with a true legend and mentor in Mick Foley. He is the best, and teaming up with him to defeat those guys was one of the highlights of my career I’ll never forget. Hey, maybe Mick and I should stay together a little longer and go for the tag team gold!!! What do you think???
Well with Christmas right around the corner, it’s time for me to put together my annual ABYSS' CHRISTMAS LIST of gifts and needs from around the globe...so with no further ado, here we go:
* To ALL the geniuses on Wall Street, a brain transplant.
* For Susan Boyle, the instantly famed Idol singer from England, an exclusive "radio" contract ONLY.
* For President Obama, a handy note pad, so he can remember SOME of what he promised during his campaign.
* For Kurt Angle, Slick Johnson, Christopher Daniels, and Tomko, a year supply of rogaine.
* For JB, my dearest friend, stock in TWITTER, since he lives on it all day long!
* To Iran and other threats to this country, Kabooooooooooom!!!! Enough said.
* For Raven and Dr. Stevie, some rest after the beating that Mick and I put on them at Final Resolution.
* For Tiger Woods, a new 8 iron to replace the one that was "lost".
* For Balloon Boy, acting lessons.
* For Scott Steiner, a new set of rubber stretch bands. You should see the workout he puts those things thru at the shows! I feel bad for the stretch bands.
* For Michael Jackson’s doctors, a one way ticket to the Bahamas.
* For AJ Styles, another match versus Abyss. We will tear it down again better than ever, just like always.
* For all members of the World Elite, some manners.
* For Kevin Nash, $$$ What else???
* For ALL the TNA Knockouts, a piece of mistletoe for each one of you. I have them all. Just see me to get your piece.
* For our competition in 2010, a box of Kleenex and a sympathy card.
* For Mick, a new flannel shirt and an endless supply of respect.
* For myself, The Monster Abyss, another shot at the TNA World Title in 2010!!
* For TNA Fans all over the world, a safe, happy, loving holiday to you and all your loved ones. Your support is the backbone of TNA Wrestling. Be very proud of that my friends!!!!
* For TNA Wrestling, extraordinary success in 2010 in continuing to become the greatest wrestling company EVER. This is the year, make no mistake about it.
I want to take this time to personally THANK all of you, the fans, for a great year. Your support of TNA and Abyss has been just incredible. You guys are truly the best fans in the WORLD, not just in wrestling. I feel so blessed and fortunate for TNA and for all of you great fans that support TNA and Abyss. TNA is "home for the holidays" to the Monster Abyss. Happy holidays to all of you and your families. May you all be blessed with a safe and happy holiday season.
Take care and I’ll talk to you all next week for my YEAR IN REVIEW MONSTER BLOG!
Bye bye!
Abyss
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